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The Pope of Hope

Pope Bene­dict 16 is resign­ing, Feb­ru­ary 28, due to fail­ing health. This will be the first res­ig­na­tion in 600 years. Most Popes die on the throne although it might take a few days to real­ize they’re dead.

Car­di­nals around the world are gath­er­ing to elect a new Pope with one likely can­di­date being 68 year old Marc Ouel­lette of Canada. A North Amer­i­can! That would be new and raises the ques­tion of him bring­ing a North Amer­i­can sen­si­bil­ity to his campaign.

I’m call­ing myself The Pope of Hope. Like it?”

What kind of hope?

The usual things, get­ting a bet­ter job, get­ting to be first in line, find­ing a park­ing spot, pass­ing your health exam, see­ing your team get to num­ber one.”

Shouldn’t hope be more than that?

Well, it could be, but if you’re talk­ing about get­ting into heaven that will cost you.”

How much?

That’s rel­a­tive, but the Catholic church didn’t get to be as wealthy as it is by charg­ing noth­ing. Hop­ing to get into heaven requires more than faith. I keep think­ing of that lady who is buy­ing a stair­way to heaven.”

Huh.”

From that Led Zep­pelin song, Stair­way To Heaven. Surely, you know it.”

I do, but I’m sur­prised you know it.

C’mon. I’m 68. I’m Cana­dian. I was young when that song came on FM radio. From Led Zeppelin’s fourth album. Been a long time since I rock and rolled, woman. Been a long time, been a long time, been a lonely, lonely ‚lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.”

Does this mean you’ll be hip­per than pre­vi­ous Popes?

Hope — there’s that word again — so. ”

You’ll strive for reform, then.

There’s only so much you can do.”

Mean­ing?

You have to start some­where, and the eas­i­est place is to say no to everything.”

Gay mar­riage.

No”

Gun con­trol.

No”

Abor­tion.

Are you nuts?”

So, at least at first, this will be the same old Catholic teaching.

Sure. But there’s always hope.”

 

 

 

 

Campus radio

The most pow­er­ful per­son at CYVR was the woman who oper­ated the cash reg­is­ter at the the cafeteria.

There was a dial on the wall beside her. If she didn’t like the music — which was often — she could turn off  CYVR  or turn it down. There’d be silence through out the Uni­ver­sity of British Columbia’s Stu­dent Union Building.

Even­tu­ally, CYVR became CITR and got itself orga­nized to the point where it’s now cel­e­brat­ing its 75th anniver­sary. It has 30 year old shows about reg­gae, folk and rap. It has pod­casts. A monthly music mag, Dis­corder, itself 30 years old. It presents weekly bat­tles of the bands, Shindig.

Last month, it threw a reunion for CITR alumni with guest air shifts, tours, a con­cert and a cham­pagne brunch. I was invited to the last, but couldn’t attend. If I had, I might have told a few sto­ries about the time I was the station’s Music “Dic­ta­tor,” and the sta­tion was, per­haps, at its low­est ebb.

At the time, the early 70s, CYVR was try­ing to get a cable license and later to go to FM, which it even­tu­ally did. Then, though, the sta­tion was heard at the SUB and was trans­mit­ted into three dor­mi­to­ries. We bragged that we were heard by thou­sands of lis­ten­ers. The truth was that the trans­mit­ters often were not work­ing and if the woman at the cash reg­is­ter didn’t like us, the only per­son who could hear CYVR was the per­son in the broad­cast booth.

We needed money for such things as the repair of the trans­mit­ters and to hire proper man­age­ment, but we had no cred­i­bil­ity. Fund­ing, thus, was hard to come by. I remem­ber that one writer from the Ubyssey, the cam­pus news­pa­per sit­u­ated to the sta­tion, sneered as he asked what it was like to be a pre­tend radio station.

We weren’t pre­tend­ing. We  wanted to be a real sta­tion. We were fac­ing a lot of  basic prob­lems and were still man­ag­ing to be of ser­vice. At least one record com­pany promo rep used CYVR for elab­o­rate pro­mo­tions while oth­ers would bring by cur­rent acts to be inter­viewed live on the air. We also did a few pro­duc­tions and aspir­ing jocks used the facil­ity to make demos.

For my part as Music Dic­ta­tor, I had a few prob­lems of my own. I would pub­lish a top 30 list and would mail them. The hope was that the on air per­son­nel would play songs from the list and write them down. They sel­dom did. Most pre­ferred to play album tracks or songs from their own record col­lec­tion. In the end, I wouldn’t say the top 30 was bogus, but was more a reflec­tion of what I liked and backed.

Then, too, some­body was steal­ing new records from the music library. It was my bright idea to deface the albums with big felt pen writ­ing that selected prime cuts and brief, usu­ally sar­cas­tic, cri­tiques. Some were silly or sex­ist or both. Sorry. The think­ing was that nobody would want such marked up albums. The ploy worked only slightly but the thefts con­tin­ued. Once in a while I see the hand­i­work and am embarrassed.

I hung out at CYVR, spend­ing most of the time cut­ting classes and zip­ping into the SUB pub. Thus, I was privy to what CYVR hoped to accom­plish — if it had fund­ing, if it had everybody’s coop­er­a­tion. Some of us wanted to be dif­fer­ent and be an alter­na­tive to the com­mer­cial AM sta­tions. Oth­ers wanted to be exactly like the com­mer­cial sta­tions with iden­ti­cal playlists, legit­i­mate news broad­casts and a pro­fes­sional air.

That was impos­si­ble as long as there were so-called jocks who used the air­time to eat lunch in pri­vate and bliss out to a side of Van Mor­ri­son or the Moody Blues. Not that it mat­tered. Who cared if you were in search of the lost chord if the woman in the cafe­te­ria had turned you off.

The Not So Faceless Rock Of Ages

It took a few months but I finally saw the film Rock Of Ages.

Rock Of Ages is a rock musi­cal star­ring Tom Cruise as a deca­dent rock star and fea­tures  cov­ers of songs by Jour­ney, For­eigner, Night Ranger, Bon Jovi, Pat Benatar. The place is Hol­ly­wood, the time is 1987, but this could be any place or time since the incur­sion of rock and roll in the 1950s — a con­ser­v­a­tive group led by Cather­ine Zeta-Jones wants to shut down a barely sur­viv­ing club (run by Rus­sell Brand and Alec  Bald­win) because it’s a ral­ly­ing point for morally des­ti­tute youth in the thrall of  the Cruise char­ac­ter. Remark­ably, drugs aren’t even men­tioned, which makes L.A. 1987 a kind of Nev­er­land.  All the twists and turns get straight­ened out; vil­lains exposed, wrongs righted, and rock pre­vails.  As a plot, it’s one long cliche but does speak to the power of rock and roll, the rock of ages.

It’s a weird speech, though.

I wish I’d seen the film before review­ing a Jour­ney, Lover­boy and Night Ranger con­cert in early Decem­ber. There were 9500 peo­ple at Rogers, which is impres­sive for bands whose best years were 25 years ago, or the time of Rock Of Ages. Most of the peo­ple I talked to before the show couldn’t tell me much about the bands,. The most they knew about Night Ranger, for exam­ple, was that it recorded Sis­ter Chris­t­ian, which, sig­nif­i­cantly, is the first song cov­ered in the film. A woman vol­un­teered that she didn’t care who was in Jour­ney now; she was there for the songs.

Ah, the songs.

This was a reminder that most of these bands were dis­missed by the media as face­less. Inter­change­able exam­ples of cor­po­rate rock.  Yet those bands were enor­mously pop­u­lar, peo­ple bought the records and nos­tal­gi­cally still attend the con­certs. They might not be famil­iar with who is in the bands bands but they know the songs. Even I knew the songs, and didn’t like them orig­i­nally, dis­miss­ing them as peurile but evi­dently not under­stand­ing the truth the fans saw in the lyrics.  The media under­es­ti­mated their  last­ing power and impact.

There is a moment in the film that antic­i­pates the future — rap and pop– and declares that rock is dead.  Again? The trend to hip hop is some years away so the movie has jumped the gun there. What actu­ally buried this rock was another kind of rock — grunge — led by Nir­vana and Pearl Jam -  but the point is that the indus­try moved on to what it per­ceived as the next thing and ignored the wants and needs of the pub­lic that evi­dently still craved rock. Still wanted those songs, even if the peo­ple who made them were faceless.

Rock Of Ages cap­tures a tran­scen­dent time. It alludes to Tip­per Gore with her Par­ents Music Resource Cen­tre and the deca­dent, self-absorbed lifestyle of Mot­ley Crue and espe­cially Guns N’Roses’  Axl Rose.  Chain record stores are still in busi­ness. Cas­settes still exist. Mobile phones are big. As is hair.

If I’d seen the movie first, I would have gone to the Jour­ney, Lover­boy, Night Ranger con­cert with a dif­fer­ent appre­ci­a­tion. It wasn’t really about the bands. It was about their songs. It was the rock of the age. And it still is.

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